Онигоо (Уг нь 4 сарын 1-ний өдөр тавих байж :P)


Ажлын хажуугаар хааяа нэг сатаарч элдэв юм уншиж суух сайхан шүү. Дээр уйдаад сууж байхад хүн явуулсан юм. Онигоонууд. Та ч гэсэн уйдсан, жаахан break авах үедээ уншаарай. /нэлээн том болохоор нь хуваачихлаа./

Онигоо-1

Boy: “Daddy? How did I come into this world?” Dad: “Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you any way. Boy:”So why not today? Please!” Dad: “OK, but listen carefully.” “Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.”

And another important lesson of LIFE. 😛

Corporate Lessons

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.” The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”. ” Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.” Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.” The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same .”

 

Important to have friends

 

 

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One comment on “Онигоо (Уг нь 4 сарын 1-ний өдөр тавих байж :P)

  1. Uneheer hugjiltei yumaa, daanch tatah link bolku bnaa,
    bolomjtoi bol dahin tavil boloh uu? esvel ta minii mail ruu yavuulj buyan bolooch kkk
    Bayarlalaa

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